Roughs for Rachel March 2021: Happy Endings Church Acts 1 & 2

Act 1: Act 1 Lyrics & Chords: The Colorado State Wrestling Championship [mp3] I’m gonna marry me a blonde man! [mp3] Gayle Marries Ted! [mp3] We will build a home! [mp3] 20,000 Men! [mp3] The stuff a Godly woman Must do for her man. [mp3] How do I control my fire?! [mp3] The Professional [mp3]…

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Social Media Breakfast Podcast Theme (2011)

I wrote and recorded this at the behest of friend, Mykl Roventine, for his new Social Media Breakfast Podcast. It ended up being another argument in favor of of not making art for free – Mykl chose to disregard my amazing art in favor of some schlock, and I am eternally-bitter. But on the plus side, I have this awesome song.

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