Act 1: Act 1 Lyrics & Chords: The Colorado State Wrestling Championship [mp3] I’m gonna marry me a blonde man! [mp3] Gayle Marries Ted! [mp3] We will build a home! [mp3] 20,000 Men! [mp3] The stuff a Godly woman Must do for her man. [mp3] How do I control my fire?! [mp3] The Professional [mp3]…

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I wrote and recorded this at the behest of friend, Mykl Roventine, for his new Social Media Breakfast Podcast. It ended up being another argument in favor of of not making art for free – Mykl chose to disregard my amazing art in favor of some schlock, and I am eternally-bitter. But on the plus side, I have this awesome song.

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I recorded this one in L.A. with Noah in his apartment. He had a fancy 8-track digital recorder. At one point, he said, “I’d like to get some cars and stuff on this recording.” And he proceeded to stick the mic out the window, and, ya know what?, it sounds fantastic on the record!

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