Act 1: Act 1 Lyrics & Chords: The Colorado State Wrestling Championship [mp3] I’m gonna marry me a blonde man! [mp3] Gayle Marries Ted! [mp3] We will build a home! [mp3] 20,000 Men! [mp3] The stuff a Godly woman Must do for her man. [mp3] How do I control my fire?! [mp3] The Professional [mp3]…

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I wrote and recorded this at the behest of friend, Mykl Roventine, for his new Social Media Breakfast Podcast. It ended up being another argument in favor of of not making art for free – Mykl chose to disregard my amazing art in favor of some schlock, and I am eternally-bitter. But on the plus side, I have this awesome song.

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First performed at Mr. Nielson’s music festival at RBCHS. Featuring Jesse Nelson on tambourine. Recorded on Nate’s old 4-track in Toby’s old room in Richmond, IL.

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Updated on Jan. 3, 2020. Today, after laying down the piano bells, we moved on to vocals and were surprised to discover this little, “High School” joke buried in there. We had the 2nd part ready but weren’t sure if or how we’d use it, but once we started singing “HIGH…HIGH…” it all came together!…

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1. “The Colorado State Wrestling Championship 2019.06.28” — CRACKHORN!!! 1:00 2. “02 I_m Gonna Marry Me A Blond Man 6-28-19 – Output – Stereo Out2019.06.28” 2:24 3. “03 Gayle And Ted Get Married – Output – Stereo Out” 4:48 4. “04 We Will Build A Home 6-28-19 – Output – Stereo Out2019.06.28” 2:56 5. “05 20,000 Men 6-28-19 – Output –…

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